I love my weird nail.  You see, I have this nervous habit where I pick my nails (and cuticles), and so my nails are usually short.  However, somehow I have neglected to pick my thumb on my right hand for awhile, and now it has grown pretty long.  I love my long nail as it gives me hope, or something, and I have to act delicately with my right hand as to not chip/rack/break or otherwise damage it.